What do Geraint Jones (an English wicket keeper) and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
What is the height of optimism?
An English batsman applying sunscreen
What is the English version of a hat-trick?
Three runs in three balls
What does "Ashes" stand for?
Another Sad Horrific English Series
Whats the English version of L.B.W?
Lost, Beaten, Walloped
Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
The person who ironed the whites
Today is the tomorrow you were shitting yourself about yesterday.