[George Lyons]

but it's mostly on your forehead (TUPAC, Ace, ain't you a fan?)
With amateur equipment, you discover a new Planet.....

[Marty]

but it's called earth and it's mostly knackered so you decide to pass on it.

You win a monkey (it's my wish!!)

[donnah]

Which is on a collision course with Earth.

You've inherited a rare gem.

[George Lyons]

but you have to promise to be nice to it for a whole week....
You zing a fellow member with a fairly good shot..........

[Marty]

Originally Posted by George Lyons

You zing a fellow member with a fairly good shot..........

[reply edited in accordance with section 3 para 17 of the "International Be Nice To Rick Week" rule book]


you get a letter off a da pope

[Carolinagirl]

He tells you are excommunicated and have committed the unpardonable sin.

You wake up on the island of Maui

You find yourself strapped to a exotic looking totem

A beautiful wild looking dame comes your way

[Carolinagirl]

repeat, delete

[Carolinagirl]

A handsome stranger sits down at your table in a cafe and stares into your eyes like he has always loved you.

[voice1]

But he's got a husband in Massachusettes named Dario.

You walk into a television game show to learn you are the subject of the old/new hit TV series, "This is your Life".

[George Lyons]

But they only cover this week and it's a bust.
You win a new wardrobe from Yves St Laurent....

[ARIES3032]

You have to go to Paris to get it ---Paris, Kentucky!

[Gary]

You win a new wardrobe from Yves St Laurent....

But its actually from Brotherhood of St Laurent


You win a gold medal

but it's really just a chocolate disc wrapped in gold foil.

You find you can suddenly speak to (and understand) animals...

[George Lyons]

and none of them will offer to be your dinner.
You can suddenly speak any language on earth.....

[Ace917]

... but you still don't understand women.

Your neighbor with the thousand-bottle wine cellar invites you to pick any bottle you want...

... from the numerous empty bottles he collects for fun.

You are invited to speak on Sirius as a guest for Nancy's program...

[Gary]

So long as its not out of those 999 over there and you've just joined AA and you just got out of hospital after having your liver removed and you are alergic to alcohol.

You discover that you are not alergic to alcohol

Go on now some bastard ruin it.

[Marty]

but you are completely immune to it's sensory bending properties



Your favourite 80s band decide to do a reunion tour

[George Lyons]

But they can't get clearance from their Orthopedist's to travel....
You write a symphony in four movements ........ (oh boy)