New Game: Granting A Wish With A Twist!

chadham · #81 04-28-2007, 01:36 PM

Which was no surprise because you knew about it and had been avoiding them for years.

You would actually be happy to accept that million dollars in pennies.

Set Avatar · #82 04-28-2007, 05:25 PM

but they're pennies from heaven, which no bank in their right mind will change for you...

The most gorgeous lady rings your doorbell to ask for directions...

ARIES3032 · #83 04-29-2007, 08:11 AM

Gorgeous lady rings the bell asking for directions--like a good wife, I call my husband to the door. You are stopped in traffic and need a drink of--.

George Lyons · #84 04-29-2007, 12:12 PM

You are stopped in traffic and need a drink of Cheery Beery Bine!
You have tickets for the World Series game 7....

Set Avatar · #85 04-29-2007, 03:25 PM

...in the nose-bleed section behind a 400 lb. drunk guy!

Your long lost pet turns up...

George Lyons · #86 04-29-2007, 03:31 PM

but you moved three years ago, so he's "lost" again
Your wife has twins.....

**Ace917** · #87 04-29-2007, 04:48 PM

... but you had a vasectomy three years ago.

You get to appear on Jeopardy...

Taylor · #88 04-29-2007, 04:50 PM

but Ronald Sarbo is one of the contestants, so you don't have a chance in hell of winning.

You discover a rare type of bird.....

Set Avatar · #89 04-29-2007, 04:52 PM

"You get to appear on Jeopardy... but that's the very day when you're kids are struck with flu and you've got to look after them..."

Sorry, simultaneous answers!

"You discover a rare type of bird..... but you're out in the desert and haven't had anything to eat in 10 days..."
A long lost uncle dies and you found out he mentioned you in his will...

Taylor · #90 04-29-2007, 04:54 PM

....leaving you his collection of disco era music.

The Navy announces they will name one of their newest aircraft carriers after you.....

Set Avatar · #91 04-29-2007, 04:57 PM

... but it accidentally gets sunk by a torpedo during a routine exercise.

The guy right in front of you has a $50 note stuck under his shoe...

George Lyons · #92 04-29-2007, 06:26 PM

but his foot is in mid-air about to step in poop.. hurry!!
You wake up energetic, upbeat and energized...

ARIES3032 · #93 04-30-2007, 06:32 AM

you wake up energetic, upbeat amd emergized, but realize you were only dreaming----you read in the papers your lottery numbers -----------

**Marty** · #94 04-30-2007, 07:17 AM

directly above your own obituary.

you land on an uncharted island and are instantly created a god by the inhabitants...

Fred F · #95 04-30-2007, 08:03 AM

cable TV.

You were just voted one of the "Hottest" Men or Women on the planet by some trashy magazine

donnah · #96 04-30-2007, 09:00 AM

The week before the article on spontaneous combustion.

You've been given a complete makeover.

**Marty** · #97 05-01-2007, 02:20 AM

by a Transylvanian doctor named Victor.

You discover a lost civilisation

**Gary** · #98 05-01-2007, 02:32 AM

The lost tribe is in fact your own family

You find a lost reel to "Gone with the Wind"

**Marty** · #99 05-01-2007, 02:44 AM

comprising a farting contest between Vivien Leigh and Clark Gable.

You write an international bestseller

Set Avatar · #**100** 05-01-2007, 02:51 AM

called Rick's 101 ways to have dinner with... but he sues you and wins.

You find a million dollar baby in a five and dime store