[Dan Bohin]

A rather obese woman walks into a bar wearing a sundress, raises her arm high into the air, with an unshaved pit exposed, and shouts "Who is going to buy me a drink?" No one answers except this guy at the very end of the bar who has had a few too many. "I'll buy the ballerina a drink!"
After slugging the drink down, she raises her arm high again, with all of the pit hair showing and shouts again,"Now, who's going to buy me a drink?" No reply, again, except from the same drunk patron who says, "I'll buy the ballerina a drink!"
Finally the bartender can no longer stand it and goes over to the end of the bar and asks the guy, "You can buy her as many drinks as you like, but WHY do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
The guy replys, "Anyone who can raise their leg that high in the air, has to be a ballerina!!"

[sabaue]

[Dan Bohin]

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