[Gregory]

A man walks into a bar and says, "OUCH." (buh-doom-boom)

[Gregory]

So a five dollar bill walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get outta here, we don't serve your kind... this is a singles bar." (buh-doom-boom)

[Gregory]

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. (buh-doom-boom)

[Gregory]

A drunk guy walks into and bar and looks at a lady with a French poodle. The drunk slurs, "Where did you get that pig?"
The lady, with a look of surprise, snaps back, "I'll have you know, that's a Frrrrench poodle." The drunk says, "I was talking to the French Poodle." (buh-doom-boom)

[Gregory]

A man walks into a bar and sat next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" He asked. He reached down to pet him and the dog bit him on the hand... The man said, "You told me that your dog doesn't bite." The guy said, "That;s not me dog." (buh-doom-boom)