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06-08-2009, 09:52 AM
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Pregnancy in 3rd AGE
With all this new technology on the recent fertility, a woman of 78 years was able to give birth to a boy.
When she was discharged, went home, and their relatives and friends came to visit her. - We can see the new baby? - Someone asked. - Not yet - said the mother - I can make a coffee and chat a little before. Thirty minutes passed, and another asked. - We can see the baby now? - No, not yet - said the mother. After a few more minutes, they asked again. - We can see the baby now? - No, not yet. - Replied the mother. Already half impatient, they asked: - Well, ... then, when we see the baby? - When He cried! - She told them. - When He cried? - And why we must expect him cry? - Because I forgot where I put him. 
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06-08-2009, 10:51 PM
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06-11-2009, 10:41 AM
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The will
The doctor meets the patient an elderly millionaire,
that was using a revolutionary device for the hearing and asks: - So, Mr. Almeida are you liking the device? - Very good! - Replied the old man. - And the family like? - Asks the doctor. - Do not tell anyone yet ... But I changed my will three times! 
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06-20-2009, 11:54 AM
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Crying Husband
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.
She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing. "What's wrong with you?" she asked him. "Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices - I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison." Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember. So?" "I would have gotten out today."
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06-20-2009, 12:37 PM
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06-24-2009, 10:06 PM
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Three years later, that's still funny, Lourdie.
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06-24-2009, 10:21 PM
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No Soap, Radio
Four years later and I'm still scratching my head over that one, Lourdie.
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06-25-2009, 12:26 PM
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Okay, okay, I just got it...thanks, Syl!
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