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Old 09-24-2003, 05:52 AM
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The Next Survivor!

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and four kids each, for six weeks.

Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

There is no access to fast food.

Each man must take care of his four kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is no remote.

The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually earning the right to be called 'Mother'
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ONE MORE THING:

They must do all of this with a cheerful smile and attitude (as soon as they open their eyes) because they appreciate all their spouse does away from home to care for them!
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Old 09-24-2003, 09:07 AM
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Hey Cynthia Ann


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get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas
I was with you up to THIS one!

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Old 09-24-2003, 09:09 AM
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I knew I could count on you Sir Michael!

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Old 09-24-2003, 09:58 AM
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get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas>>

I still hate peas and I'm older than 4. So is Adam, but not by much..

Phil
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Old 09-24-2003, 12:06 PM
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Peas for Adam

We are led to understand that Adam falls very easily for the old "here comes the choo-choo" routine. You can approach his mouth with a fork full of peas, say this, and he'll open right up.

He always makes a face, but he'll keep eating them if you do this.

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Old 09-24-2003, 12:06 PM
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(I think thats the 5th post with my name in today by Phil)

(Pssst maybe i have my first internet stalker who wants to be like me so much he cant stop talking about me)

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Old 09-24-2003, 06:42 PM
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Pssst maybe i have my first internet stalker>>

In your dreams, you should be so important. The only person stalking you is that 15yr old you promised to marry last year and then dumped. Shame on you..

Phil

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