Richard's Thread of Silliness

**Ace917** · #**361** 10-20-2011, 10:23 PM

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"I switched roosters," he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.

Joe Szulczewski · #**362** 10-21-2011, 02:26 AM

Both good ones.

***Nancy*** · #**363** 10-21-2011, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Richard

A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."

"What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too." She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"What a coincidence, the woman said. My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.

"I switched roosters," he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.

Dina · #**364** 10-21-2011, 03:15 PM

**Richard** · #**365** 10-21-2011, 07:18 PM

A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the door and screamed, "Get the hell away!"

Later, she told her husband of the incident. He said he would stay home the following day just in case.

Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door.

When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex she said, "Yes!"

The man replied, "Great! Give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!"

***Nancy*** · #**366** 10-21-2011, 09:19 PM

**BrianFStevenson** · #**367** 10-22-2011, 12:02 AM

Good ones, Richard!

**Richard** · #**368** 10-24-2011, 06:58 AM

Love this!

Source: YouTube

**Ace917** · #**369** 10-24-2011, 07:12 AM

**Richard** · #**370** 10-27-2011, 11:20 AM

Nobody gets this, but I think it's cute.

**BrianFStevenson** · #**371** 10-27-2011, 12:36 PM

I got it ... the band (though I can't name one song) and the auxiliary member of the Brady Bunch, right?

Best line in the Brady Bunch Movie - Mrs Brady says to Mr Brady as he goes to work 'Go get them, Tiger!' and then says to the audience 'Tiger? I wonder whatever did happen to that dog?'

**Richard** · #**372** 10-30-2011, 05:30 AM

That's it, Brian!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a miniature man sitting on a table playing a miniature piano.

He's fascinated and watches the man play for a few minutes, then asks the bartender, "How did you find such a tiny man to play the piano?"

The bartender replies, "I found a lamp with a genie in it who granted me one wish."

"And you asked for a 10-inch pianist?"

"Well, not exactly."

Dina · #**373** 10-30-2011, 01:39 PM

**Richard** · #**374** 10-31-2011, 11:14 AM

Happy Halloween!

Keith · #**375** 10-31-2011, 11:59 AM

Donny must be a cross-breed I reckon?

**Richard** · #**376** 10-31-2011, 12:23 PM

It would say so.

**Richard** · #**377** 11-01-2011, 12:05 PM

A half dressed redneck couple sitting on couch watching news on TV with man's arm around woman:

Man: "Lookit them thar homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution. We oughta go to San Fran-cis-co just to show dem thar liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. Right, Darlin'?"

Woman: "Right, Daddy."

Keith · #**378** 11-01-2011, 12:11 PM

so wrong!

Dina · #**379** 11-01-2011, 02:58 PM

Joe Szulczewski · #**380** 11-02-2011, 03:19 AM

Can only come from Uncle Dad Land. The place where men go to family reunions just to meet women.