Viagra Theft & Other Harmless Fun Activities

**sabaue** · #**221** 03-10-2008, 07:40 AM

Where can we see your act this week Gij?

**Gary** · #**222** 03-10-2008, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George Lyons

There's a guy in the Carnival with two of them also....

Cant get that silly just playing with one, can ya?

**Gary** · #**223** 09-05-2008, 08:47 PM

Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.

**sabaue** · #**224** 09-06-2008, 01:35 AM

Gary,

***Nancy*** · #**225** 09-06-2008, 12:56 PM

**Ace917** · #**226** 09-06-2008, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary

It doesn't enhance your sexual performance, but it does stop your biscuit going soft.

Set Avatar · #**227** 09-06-2008, 01:32 PM

Don't tell me this old thread has....risen again.

voice1 · #**228** 09-06-2008, 01:53 PM

Bob....I didn't think you people believed in "rising again".

Set Avatar · #**229** 09-06-2008, 02:00 PM

Rick...There are different sorts of resurrections. Not everything is a religious experience, you know.

voice1 · #**230** 09-06-2008, 02:16 PM

I know...it just sorta evolves.

**Ace917** · #**231** 09-09-2008, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob

Not everything is a religious experience, you know.

Hmmmm. At the risk of becoming indiscrete, I think it's very much a religious experience. Especially at my age.

David · #**232** 09-09-2008, 01:37 PM

It's a miracle!

sicodelia65 · #**233** 09-29-2008, 02:30 PM

An old man gets into the drugstore and asks to the attend-man.
Can you sell me 1/4 pill of viagra? Only 1/4? replied the owner.
Sure, said the old man.
I only want it just to pee and not to wet over my shoes.

**Gary** · #**234** 10-27-2009, 11:55 PM

Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
PS NEWS EXTRA – Pfizer have just announced a brand new product – Viagra Eye Drops – to make you look hard.

Set Avatar · #**235** 10-28-2009, 12:01 AM

Let's just hope they don't create a shampoo, that could be quite a hair raising experience. LOL!

Set Avatar · #**236** 10-28-2009, 02:06 AM

"Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink".

You are not hard up for creativity Gary?
Tony