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  1. #841
    shared on my FB page with credit to you of course!

  2. #842
    I actually like # 6
    Blahahahaa
    Never mind , just bring me coffee

  3. I love this one.
    How to prepare Tofu:
    1. Throw it in the trash.

  4. #844
    Happy Birthday, Nancy.
    When You're Here, It's Family
    Twitter: @GijLyons

  5. #845
    Happy Birthday, and thanks for the great Tofu recipe.
    Out of the tree of life, I just picked me a plum

  6. #846
    Happy Birthday !!!!

  7. #847
    Nancy , just got a shout out happy birthday on the Beatles channel by Chris Carter !
    Also played " Run for your life little boy " by Nancy!!!
    Also his mom Dolores Delmonico lived in Franks 3 family ???
    Interesting stuff!!

  8. #848
    Happy birthday!!

  9. #849
    Read in yesterday's Star Ledger that on Jeopardy, of all places, they had a category in the Double Jeopardy portion. The first answer was Francis Albert Sinatra, son of a bar owner was born in this New Jersey town. All three contestants got it wrong. Atlantic City, Trenton and Newark were all given as the questions.
    Out of the tree of life, I just picked me a plum

  10. #850
    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Szulczewski View Post
    Read in yesterday's Star Ledger that on Jeopardy, of all places, they had a category in the Double Jeopardy portion. The first answer was Francis Albert Sinatra, son of a bar owner was born in this New Jersey town. All three contestants got it wrong. Atlantic City, Trenton and Newark were all given as the questions.
    I saw that! For shame!
    Pack a small bag....

  11. Bumping this thread in tribute to my pal Hal who sent me most of the jokes posted herein.


  12. Quote Originally Posted by Nancy View Post
    (This is probably ancient but it's funny.)

    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

    1. He called everyone brother
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He didn't get a fair trial


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

    1. He went into His Father's business
    2. He lived at home until he was 33
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

    1. He talked with His hands
    2. He had wine with His meals
    3. He used olive oil


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

    1. He never cut His hair
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time
    3. He started a new religion


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
    American Indian:


    1. He was at peace with nature
    2. He ate a lot of fish
    3. He talked about the Great Spirit

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.

    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a Woman:

    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do


    Can I get an AMEN!!
    Some of these are worth repeating. Thanks, Hal.

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