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    Talking Rat Pack Funnies

    Dino.... "teacher says to little Tommy, do believe you gotta Fairy Godmother ?? No maam but I got an Uncle we keep an eye on"


    Any More anyone



    Marty
    sooner or later we all make the little flowers grow

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    How do you make a Fruit Cordial ? Be nice to him !
    When that old man with that great big scythe comes tugging at my sleeve...I'll be singing as I leave.

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    Funnies

    Fact or Fiction ? You Decide....

    The Sands Hotel Steam Room January 1960, in attendance, Peter Lawford, Sammy, Dean and Frank.

    Peter is reading a Newspaper out loud

    Peter : Listen to this " The quintet of Sinatra, Martin, Davis, Lawford and Bishop moved into Las Vegas in the form of an attack force with Sinatra as the nominal leader of their clan"

    Frank : I dont want to be the leader, one of you guys be the leader

    Peter : Sorry Frank, but it says here you're the leader

    Sammy : Hold it, Hold it I wanna go on record that I aint belongin' to nothing thats called a 'clan'

    Dean : I dont know, pally, you better discuss that with the leader

    sooner or later we all make the little flowers grow

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    This one fractures me...

    Dino: "I don't give a God damn who y'are fat man, get them reindeers off my roof!"
    Alan

    "How did all these people get in my room?"


  5. Sammy & Dino

    "If all the women in Texas were as ugly as yo mama, the lone ranger gonna be alone a LOOOOOONNNG Time"


    HAHA!
    Christopher

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    Ratpack one liners

    You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

    Dino.


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    Dino: "Yeah, I was caught last night. He told me to walk that white line. I said I ain't walkin' that white line unless you put a net under it."
    Alan

    "How did all these people get in my room?"


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    Dino : "Last night the girls in the chorus were banging so loud on my hotel room door..........I still wouldn't let them out though."
    sooner or later we all make the little flowers grow

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    Thumbs up Frank & Dino with the 'lunchcart'.

    Frank: "Now, Dean..."

    Dino: "He was here a minute ago, I'll get him. Hey Dean, baby..."

    Frank: "Listen, I wanna talk to you about your drinking..."

    Dino: "What happened, I miss a round?"
    Alan

    "How did all these people get in my room?"


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    One liners

    You only live once,and the way I live,once is enough.

    Frank.

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    Dino

    "How long I been on?"
    Alan

    "How did all these people get in my room?"


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    Dean; "It's cold in here !"

    Frank; "Get your hand out of the ice bucket !"
    When that old man with that great big scythe comes tugging at my sleeve...I'll be singing as I leave.

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    Dino: Did you ever see a jew-jitsu?

    Sammy: Hold it!

    Frank: I ain't gonna hold it! Let him hold it!

    Sammy: Fair is fair, Frank. Would you like it if I said 'Did you ever see a wop-sicle?'

    Great stuff out there in their dialogues.

    Pedro.
    Pedro

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    Frank: Why do you keep telling people you're Jewish?

    Dino: Am I- Am I not Jewish?

    Frank: No!

    Dino: Then how come I had my nose fixed?

    Frank: 'Cause your mouth wasn't workin' right, that's why!

    Dino: I even joined the Temple!

    Frank: You did?!

    Dino: Yep. Did you know that Lincoln was jewish?

    Frank: Goddamn it...

    Dino: Yeah, he was shot at the Temple.

    Frank: Get outta here!
    Pedro

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    Dino: Hey, it's Ben Casey!
    Pedro

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    Dino: "I'd like to thank the NAACP for this wonderful trophy..."

    Sammy: "Put me down!!!"
    Alan

    "How did all these people get in my room?"


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    That's the way the cookie crumbles
    Yvonne

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    Yvonne.
    Thats a great picture Carnegie Hall 1961 I found the poster at
    Virgin Mega Store in Vegas I couldn't get it any where else
    believe it or not.

    Chris.

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    Dean: I think I'm gonna make myself a drink.

    Frank: You've gotta drink in your hand already!

    Dean: Oh.......Is that my hand?
    Rick
    The enemy of truth is distortion.

  20. DM: "You'd think they could throw some heat in here...I'm FREEZIN'"

    FS: TAKE YOUR HAND OUTTA THE ICE BUCKET"
    Christopher

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